I only kidnapped one of them. chill
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
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