my room smells like sperm. sweet.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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