Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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