is your mom at the bar?
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
vagina is talking i cant
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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