Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
