Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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