So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Randomize
