Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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