ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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