new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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