my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
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