I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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