What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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