You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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