You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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