I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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