can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
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