idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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