she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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