I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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