i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Reggie can tackle my bush.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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