your room smells of hookers.
And success
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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