don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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