Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I have tasted many bathrooms
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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