So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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