She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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