Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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