It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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