How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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