Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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