You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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