Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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