I just made out with a guy for $7.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize