Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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