I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I think I just sharted jello shots
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