You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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