Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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