in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
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