yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
3pm strippers are depressing
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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