you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
