It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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