dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Congratulations! We have a period
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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