I wanna passion pit in your ass
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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