I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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