i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
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