i think i have two assholes
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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