she was so not down for the gang bang
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
my sisters under your porch take her home
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
do nipples grow back?
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