i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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