I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
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so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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