just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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