everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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