absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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