awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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