do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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